On Sunday night, Satoshi Kojima and CM Punk had a barnburner of a match at Forbidden Door, with the Second City Saint coming out on top. But he did not escape without a few battle wounds including, conceivably, a bruised pener.
That information comes from Kojima himself, who revealed that during the match he dropped an elbow on Punk where it really counted.
So see, it wasn’t on purpose so it’s fine. And he apologized. Punk has yet to acknowledge his victory, or his possible bruised penis, but we’ll be sure to update you if and when he does.
Also, maybe something was lost in translation, but what type of technology does one need in order to purposefully elbow drop someone’s cock?
Asking for a friend.
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