Nick Perkins

Nick Perkins is a writer for various publications and websites. By day, he works as a news journalist for Townsquare Media and as a copywriter for The BARK Firm, an advertising firm in Wyoming. By night, he writes about Graps for Bodyslam.net, SEScoops, and more. A lifelong wrestling fan, Nick once wanted to be a professional wrestler until he realized he had the body of a Squishmellow and little-to-no athletic ability. So he writes about it instead.

Editorials

‘The Independent’ Compares CM Punk to Donald Trump and Proud Boys for Some Reason

Nick Perkins Sep 5, 2023

The views expressed in the following editorial solely represent those of the writer. They are not necessarily shared by any other writers, editors, or contributors with Bodyslam.net or any of its affiliates. You've heard the phrase,…

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Conrad Thompson: Someone ‘Really’ Close to CM Punk/AEW Situation Says Dave Meltzer is a…

Nick Perkins Sep 4, 2023

After the biggest week in AEW's short history, pundits from all across wrestling media are sharing their thoughts on All In, All Out and, of course, the CM Punk situation. For those unaware, following a backstage scuffle (now being…

Wrestling News

Father/Wrestler of the Year Tyrus Threatens to Beat His Children if They Share Their Preferred…

Nick Perkins Aug 22, 2023

Somebody call their mama...because their daddy is threatening abuse. Recently, NWA Champion and Fox News Contributor Tyrus (FKA Brodus Clay) appeared on an episode of Fox News' Gutfield show. While there, the participants took part in…

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Florida Man (and AEW Tag Champion) Accused of Pointing Gun at Driver in Alleged Road Rage Incident

Nick Perkins Aug 18, 2023

Daniel "Cash" Wheeler is being accused of pointing a semi-automatic weapon at a man during a purported "road rage" incident that occurred on July 27, 2023. That's according to a sworn Affidavit for Arrest Warrant posted by the Orange…

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SH!T: CM Punk Once Again Has Muffins

Nick Perkins Aug 5, 2023

So this is one of those good news/bad news situations. The good news is, CM Punk is scheduled to defend his self-professed 'Real World Championship' against Ricky Starks tonight on AEW Collision. The bad news is...he's bringing the…

Wrestling News

Tony Khan Gave Kojima “A Happy Time” (Not Like That, Don’t Be Weird)

Nick Perkins Jun 26, 2023

For quite some time, Satoshi Kojima has been the belle of the Twitter ball, due to his generally sweet demeanor and his love for bread. But he's been on a tear today, just 24 hours after his hard-hitting, intense battle with CM Punk.…

Wrestling News

Kojima Drops Elbow on CM’s Junk, But Not On Purpose

Nick Perkins Jun 26, 2023

On Sunday night, Satoshi Kojima and CM Punk had a barnburner of a match at Forbidden Door, with the Second City Saint coming out on top. But he did not escape without a few battle wounds including, conceivably, a bruised pener. That…

Wrestling News

Matt Cardona Had Sex With a WWF Diva Last Night; Has F’ing Made It

Nick Perkins Jun 24, 2023

Matt Cardona is living the dream. At least, that's how it seems from the outside looking in. He's a multiple time champion, he won the Intercontinental Championship at a WrestleMania, he's THE Indy Darling, and he gets to go home every…

Editorials

The Dark Knight Returns: The Story of CM Punk in AEW – Part One

Nick Perkins Jun 17, 2023

Prologue Seven years. It’s hard to believe it had been that long. Seven years since he stood in a wrestling ring. Seven years since he picked up a microphone. Seven years since he’d been in front of a wrestling crowd. They were…

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Photo Surfaces of Evil, Vindictive, Remorseless Demon Monster…and Kane

Nick Perkins Jun 6, 2023

It was bound to happen. After years of being the devil's favorite demon, Glenn Jacobs (AKA Kane) has opted for a career switch. Now, he is the Republicans' Favorite Sycophant and he's causing just as much destruction as he did while…

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