The wrestling world is buzzing and for good reason. The ‘Second Coming’ is upon us, and CM Punk is talking about Danhausen.
In a new Instagram story, CM Punk ran into guitarist/vocalist Lars Frederiksen who asked Punk if Danhausen was the legitimate son of Haystacks Calhoun. Punk shot down the rumor, and stated that Danhausen is a descendant of Happy Humphrey.
And, Danhausen has no nipples.
The back and forth between Punk and Lars ended with the two begrudgingly shaking hands and Lars said, “Fuck you Phil! You’re a cancer!”
CM Punk has been very active as of late on Instagram, even calling out gossip reporting, people keeping his name in their mouths, giving Larry a job, firing Larry, and telling people to touch grass.
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