JBL’s pants are just aggressively large.
JBL Returned to WWE on Monday Night RAW aside Baron Corbin on October 17th, 2022, but, not many were talking about the return itself, rather JBL’s big huge baggy pants. The top half of JBL’s suit seemed fine but his bottoms just looked like they flooded off of his legs, it was something to behold. If MC-Hammer had a suit pant line, they’d look like this. Now, on the latest episode of WWE After the Bell, JBL finally addressed what’s up with those baggy ass pants!
Let me tell you something. Men don’t wear skinny jeans. I don’t know what I don’t know where you came from in Ireland but Irish ‘men’ don’t wear skinny jeans. Nobody wears skinny jeans that is a man. Okay, I’m wearing clothes that are appropriate for me. Plus, I’m 55 years old. I’m not gonna dress like some stupid little punk rock 17-year-old, alright? I’m gonna dress like a man who is a legend, who’s made a lot of money, and is wealthy enough to buy whatever the hell he wants and I happened to buy pants that fit me. I have a large ass. I got more ass than a donkey farm. My college coach told me one time said, ‘Son if I told you to haul ass it’d take you four trips,’ and I’m not putting my large ass, 10 pounds of potatoes in a five-pound sack and putting them in skinny jeans.– JBL via After The Bell
Well, now we know and I kind of wish we didn’t have to hear JBL say he has more ass than a donkey farm. Wow.
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