WWE Locker Room Furious at Rich Swann After His Arrest Causes a Pizza Party to Be Cancelled

The entire locker room is said to be ready to maul Swann on sight this week. Swann was arrested for false imprisonment and battery early this week and doing so triggered Stephanie McMahon to cancel a celebratory pizza party scheduled next week. The party was to be in celebration of no one getting arrested for anything stupid in nearly a month.


“Ridiculous.” said one wrestler who asked not to be named. “I can’t believe he’d do this to us. He knew damn well they were looking for any excuse not to feed Show and Henry.”


Stephanie McMahon could not be reached for comment. Vince Russo offered to be reached for comment and we just pretended we only spoke Spanish.



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