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WWE Raw Live Results – 12/11/2017

Backstage segment with Kurt Angle he’s telling some random dude to reinforce the ring… and here comes Jason Jordan. Yatta Yatta. Who cares. Stuff and things are said I assume. I dont care about Jason Jordan. It’s time for his DIE ROCKY DIE phase to really kick up a notch.

Back to the ring. Dean Ambrose is out now… and here we go back to a commercial.

And we are back from commercial where Ambrose is running around doing Ambrose things. Samoa Joe’s music hits, out comes Joe. Video package of last week. And finally the bell rings. Out comes Jason Jordan.. with a chair and takes a seat at the top of the ramp. Ambrose on Joe to start, but Joe catches him and knocks him down. Joe with the advantage, but Ambrose finally gets the upper hand. Amrbose with the pressure on Joe. Now they are on the outside and Ambrose really taking it to Joe now. Lots of leg kicks on Joe from Ambrose. Back into the ring now. Amrbose off the top he misses, and Joe with a Pele’ kick in the corner. Ambrose on the outside now as Joe has control of the match.

And let’s take another commercial because it’s been 3 minutes if even that.

Back from commercial both men are in the ring. Ambrose goes down, Joe off the ropes with a running senton, but Dean rolls out of the way. Both me down. Back up at the same time, trading strikes. Joe gets the upperhand in the punch trading contest. Dean catches Joe with a bitch slap, both men trying to land a move but its reversed. Lots of that. and then both men finally back down to the mat. Joe back up first and Joe taunts Jason Jordan. Jordan makes his way down while Joe yells shit at him. Dean from behind with a roll up, 2 count. Joe has Dean up for a powerbomb, but counters, and both men flip over the top to the floor. Jordan helps Dean up and throws him in the ring. Joe with The Clutch on Jordan. Here comes dean with a suicide dive. Ambrose back in the ring takes out Joe. Makes the cover, has the 3 but Jordan is on the aprun and distracts the ref. Dean is pissed. He gets out of the ring and is in Jordans face. They lock up. Here comes Joe with a dive. Now Joe back in with a senton on Jordan. Joe back inside and locks in his submission. Dean struggles. Joe takes him down. Ambrose taps. Winner Samoa Joe.

Backstage segment with Titus World Wide. Apollo Crews and Titus are talking to Dana Brooke, and they are celebrating Dana’s new position with the group. She’s the head of research and development. Here come Gallows and Anderson. They call Titus Worldwide NEEEERRRRRRDSSS! But then here comes Braun Strowman, and everyone scatters.

And we go to another commercial break.

Back from break, and they are “reinforcing” the ring. Which looks like they are really just tying more strings to the frame, like they put an extra canvas on or something. I dunno. Buncha nothing really.

And now a video package of this “feud”. We’ve all seen this before. It makes this whole program between the two look even lamer in my opinion. But whatever. I’m not a child anymore, so maybe I’m not the target demographic This video package is still going on by the way. I’m just rambling through it, to try and express to you how long it feels to me. And its still going. I think we are almost to the two weeks ago point of the package. Nope I was wrong. Three weeks. Now two weeks ago… god this is brutal. Still happening. Showing their brawl now from a couple weeks ago where Strowman uses the chair to smash the throat of Kane. They’re dragging it on. Now a “tale of the tape”.. really? Okay. Thanks for the “monstrous moments”… and finally out comes Braun Strowman to the ring first.

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