John Lauren…Loren…Larin….Ace announced today that WWE was launching is new line of ice cream bars based on fan demand.
“We like to be right on top of trends.” He said, sounding like he was gargling a live cat. “WWE prides itself on making sure that the Universe decides and this release is the perfect example of that.”
We attempted to reach CM Punk for comment but the line kept going dead a little more than 2 minutes into each call.
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