The wrestling world was shocked when the mysterious “They” spoke up this week and announced that a Billy Gunn world title run would be welcome now. The anonymous person, speaking for all people, stated that at this point it really didn’t matter.
“We were probably a little hard on him, you know? He was perfectly serviceable after all. It’s not like he’s Swagger. Or Jinder. Or…look, it’s not even a big deal at this point. We’re mostly just here to boo you know who.”
Gunn (real name: William Pop Gunn III) couldn’t be reached for comment on the news as he is currently deep in the jungles of Peru on some kind of mission or whatever. I dunno man, who keeps track of where Billy Gunn is?
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